Inspired by a comment on my latest post, I have decided to officially retire from the NFL. Unfortunately for the league, teams did not want to give me a chance to compete for a starting job at (FILL IN POSITION HERE).
I was not satisfied to be a backup, and so I'm putting my NFL career aside to chase new and exciting projects.
Yes, this week is Iowa/Iowa State. I've chosen to forgo cheap shots and humor this year. All business.
(Do they even have a business school at Clown U? Agri business does not count...)
(Yes, I know they have a business school. Law... (human) medicine... those things are right out, but they do have a business school. Go Moo U!)
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You'd better be ready when the 'Clones come to town! I will stand up and point at you EVERY TIME "we" get a first down!
I am a dork and have HUGE ears, so I shall not have had a lot of beers.
A young RHA yelled at me in the year TWO-ZERO-ZERO-ZERO, but I've realized that the same man is now my hero!
Wow.
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