Say it ain't so!

Dominique Douglas (aka Doug E. Fresh) (aka Ocho ocho) tried to steal some DVDs from the Wal-Mart last night.

Apparently, he just took them out of the cases and threw them under his coat.

The Wal-Mart knew exactly who he was, as he had come in to deal with a money order at the customer service desk - meaning they had his name and address and next-of-kin and whatever other information one might need to locate and arrest a criminal.

This comes while he is awaiting trial on other theft charges.

Allow me to be the first to say - DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YOU.

Douglas would have been a very nice component to the passing game this year, but not if he can't keep himself from stealing while, you know, waiting to be tried for stealing.

All last year media outlets talked about him as a character kid. Turns out - and this is SHOCKING - you shouldn't believe everything the sports media prints.

Unbelievable.

On a side note, I swear I think about more than Iowa football. You wouldn't know that by monitoring the recent history of this blog, but I swears to you, it's trues.